Mom Face Planted at the Wonder Bar

Sounds like she really got drunk or something horrible happened. It was really neither, but it makes good copy. Or as I tease my 80 year old mother, she's finally figured out how to get all the cute young men to attend to her. What happened was that she was looking in the distance at their salad bar and didn't see the steps coming up. She missed them and fell to the floor, but her years of skiing had taught her how to fall with the least injury so she's bruised her knee and her dignity until she got back to the table where my youngest (the young man who would dance on the table naked if he thought it would get him french fries) says, "How embarrassing! " My Mom almost jumped for joy. She had finally found a way to embarrass the kid. I always figured I would have to dance naked on the school lawn. When we went to leave every strong young man working there assisted my mother down those steps and made sure she was safely to the door. I love Wyoming.